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Name: klusty
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Interests: shark hunting, soy milk, handstands in the rain, competitive sleeping
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Member Since: 8/20/2003

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Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Two important things have happened to me recently:

1) I learned to parallel park.

2) I got engaged.

Which is more exciting? You decide.


Monday, February 05, 2007

Waiting to hear back from graduate schools is making me anxious little person.


Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Give me pancakes or give me death...

Tonight I made pancakes for supper. Because I could.


Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Oh Xanga. You must have missed me. This fractured relationship must be repaired.

 Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to each question.
4. NO CHEATING.



1. How am I feeling today?
Shuffle says: Walk Away - Ben Harper
Comment: HA! That's pretty much how I feel.

2. Where will I get married?
Shuffle says: Exit Music (For a Film) - Radiohead
Comment: Not entirely sure what that means... 

3. What is my best friend's theme song?
Shuffle says: Magic's in the Makeup - No Doubt
Comment: Ouch!

4. What was high school like?
Shuffle says: Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard - Paul Simon
Comment: It's against the law...

5. What is the best thing about me?
Shuffle says: Absence of Fear - Jewel
Comment: We'll just have to see about that

6. How is today going to be?
Shuffle says: You Can Do It - No Doubt
Comment: Well...its no doubtful...hahahahahhahhahah

7. What is in store for this weekend?
Shuffle says: Fred Jones, Pt 2 - Ben Folds
Comment: Apparently I'm going to get fired this weekend. Wheeee!

8. What song describes my parents?
Shuffle says: Money (That's What I Want) - The Beatles
Comment: No comment :)

9. How is my life going?
Shuffle says: Dragonflys - Devendra Banhart
Comment: Luckily I like this song...all 58 seconds of it

10. What song will they play at my funeral?
Shuffle says: All Falls Down - Kanye West
Comment: "The major that she majored in don't make no money"...too true too true

11. How does the world see me?
Shuffle says: American Girls - Counting Crows
Comment: Yes.  I am one of those.

12. What do my friends really think of me?
Shuffle says: Que Onda Guero - Beck
Comment: They apparently think I speak spanish. And that I see the stupid vegetable man in the vegetable van.

13. Do people secretly lust after me?
Shuffle says: Falling Through Your Clothes - New Pornographers
Comment: It's unclear

14. How can I make myself happy?
Shuffle says: Coffee and TV - Blur
Comment: That sounds about right

15. What should I do with my life?
Shuffle says: Fire Fire - MIA
Comment: Obviously something involving guns. Or arson.

16. Will I ever have children?
Shuffle says: Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough - Michael Jackson
Comment: apparently

17. What is some good advice?
Shuffle says: Take Me Out - Franz Ferdinand
Comment: Thats some GREAT advice

18. What do I think my current theme song is?
Shuffle says: Well, evidently a book on tape. But then its Straight Up - Paula Abdul
Comment: Tell me. Do you really want to love me forever?

19. What does everyone else think about my current life?
Shuffle says: Bittersweet - Fuel
Comment: That I listen to bad music.

20. What type of (wo)men do you like?
Shuffle says: Narcolepsy - Ben Folds
Comment: The kind that sleep a lot

21. Will you get married?
Shuffle says: Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying - Belle and Sebastian
Comment: Marriage must equal dying?

22. What should I do with my love life?
Shuffle says: Bingo - MIA
Comment: This is dumb. That doesn't make sense.

23. Where will you live?
Shuffle says: July! July! - The Decemberists
Comment: On the road that meets the road that goes to his house.

24. What will your dying words be?
Shuffle says: I'm Lonely (But I Ain't That Lonely Yet) - White Stripes
Comments: Since I'm obviously dying alone...no one will even hear them


Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Eleven Days

14 hour days leave me weary. Oddly, there are fourteen lines in sonnets. So...it would follow that my day was like a sonnet. If it were an Italian sonnet, it would have had an eight-hour (or octave) long problem, followed by a six-hour (or sestet) long resolution. It it were a Shakespearean sonnet, the last two hours (or the couplet), would have featured a sharp, thematic turn. If it were Spenserian, all the hours would have been interlocking (except for the final couplet, of course).

Now that I wrote this, I think I may be able to remember how to distinguish between the three types of sonnets. And just note, dear reader, that you have assisted me in this process.

I will leave you with some Wallace Stevens. (I've been diligently studying for my upcoming GRE Lit exam...)

Call the roller of big cigars,
The muscular one, and bid him whip
In kitchen cups concupiscent curds.
Let the wenches dawdle in such dress
As they are used to wear, and let the boys
Bring flowers in last month's newspapers.
Let be be the finale of seem.
The only emperor is the emperor of ice-cream.

Take from the dresser of deal,
Lacking the three glass knobs, that sheet,
On which she embroidered fantails once
And spread it so as to cover her face.
If her horny feet protrude, they come
To show how cold she is, and dumb.
Let the lamp affix its beam.
The only emperor is the emperor of ice-cream.



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